Yes, I got that from a Sandra Bullock movie, but ya know, I still mean it.

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Andy: It's never that hard for me.
Jules: That's what he said!

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His smile lights up the world.

Laurie

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I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.

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Not like that! You're not going off to war!

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We got to get their attention - cough!

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I don't like being alone in my house. I don't know what I'm gonna do when Travis goes to college. He's not really big on the idea of us getting apartment together, even though I said I'd only live there on the weekends.

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What does that cover? It looks like a net!

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Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.

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Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

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He just left and I'm jonezing for his cuddles.

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Travis: Hey mom look what Donny drew. He mostly draws snakes doing horrible things to women, though this one looks consensual
Jules: She does't look happy, Travis

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