Hey, if we make it out of here, I'm not going to remember any of this, so thank you.

Harry: Family. I had a family once—two loving parents. They promised to take me to Yellowstone to play with the yellow stones. I dreamed of us being there together in, I want to say, nature?
Kate: Mm-hm.
Harry: But the day we were supposed to leave, they died. [silence] That's the story. They died. It was sad. They're both dead.

Kate: This is nice. It's very charming.
Ben: Yeah. Definitely more relaxing than the car ride with Harry reciting every single Law & Order episode from the break.

Kate: You, uh, feelin' a bit of a draft there?
Harry: Yes, yes. The cold air on my underparts keeps my scrotum taut.
Ben: OK, well, I don't really want to know what's going on with your scrotum. Would you mind closing your robe, please?

Resident Alien Quotes

Sheriff: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson. Everybody calls me Big Black.
Harry: Because of your truck.
Sheriff: Because of my... [chuckles] Oh, you funny, huh? Funny.

Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere; not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed nine feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.

Harry