Kenneth Parcell Quotes
My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers in catalogs.
All these books, sir! It's like I'm back at school, learning about the dangers of book-readin.
That's wonderful. Even if he does come from a country that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of.
It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.
You just enjoy your coffee, sir, while I tell you a funny story about my neighbor's cat. His name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
Good morning, Miss Lemon. Oh, I'm sorry I snapped at you.
[on Boston] They're all named Sean, they're mean, and I hate it here.
[on his teeth] You'll have to ask the fella who whittled 'em for me!
[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
E-mailing images to address book? What is wrong with me?!?
Kenneth: Albino monk!
Jack: That's a mirror, Kenneth.
