Cho: They found the remains of three people. Positive remains of Bret Stiles, Ray Haffner, and Thomas McAllister.
Lisbon: Are you sure? I would have think Bret Stiles would survive a nuclear attack.

Rigsby: I guess you burn a lot of calories being a newlywed.
Cho: We're not having this conversation.

Hands in the air or I'll shoot you in the head.

Rigsby: What do you think I should do?
Cho: You want to make it my fault?

It could definitely be Bertram. There's something creepy about him.

You're alive. Be quiet.

Kip: It's my fault. I know.
Cho: Probably. You cheated on her.

I don't like it when you say you need backup and nothing's happened yet.

My partner here thinks you killed him. So far I can't tell if you have the stones.

You're still in love with her but instead of telling her you bought her a plant.

Cho: His alibi relies on the account of a bunch of drunks.
Lisbon: Real drunks or ole timey pioneer drunks that are getting paid by the hour?

The next time you ask someone in this unit to watch your back you might want to remember how you watched hers.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.