It's your unit. It's your job to know what's going on.

You barely know how to turn a computer on.

So have you actually made any dates or are you just hesitating and second guessing yourself like you usually do?

Cowards don't get to say goodbye when they want.

I stopped asking questions a long time ago.

Rigsby: How can you like Triceratops more than T-Rex?
Cho: T-Rex are losers. Little arms. It's chicken with teeth.

Rigsby: Anybody feel as bad as I do?
Cho: Not if you feel like you look.

How stupid do you think I think you are?

Hey, you found our victim's car. Well done.

Opinions differ. Some think you publish a lefty rag that sees conspiracies under every rock.

Will you please eat that like a human being and not a sea lion?

You didn't like growing up with Dad in jail. Ben wouldn't like it either.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.