Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?

Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.

We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.

The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.

Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!

Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.

Klaus: Please, forgive the inclusion. My name is Klaus.
Werewolf: You're the hybrid.
Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.