Popular Klaus Quotes
Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.
Loneliness, Stefan. That's why me and you memorialize the dead.
Stefan: Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing us.
Klaus: Sounds like quite the chore, which is why I feel perfectly justified doing a little charity work.
Mayor Lockwood: Klaus, please, don't hurt him. He's my son. He's all I have.
Klaus: And you're all he has. There's a beautiful symmetry to that, don't you think?
Klaus: I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.
Rebekah: Burn in Hell.
Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.
Well, if it isn't Little Orphan Lockwood. Come to show how laughably impotent you are against me?
I've done more than enough. I've shown kindness, forgiveness, pity...because of you, Caroline. It was all for you.
We evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning and that sort of thing.
Klaus: What an entirely unwelcome surprise.
Elijah: And what an entirely unsurprising welcome.
Klaus: It's a trick, Elijah.
Elijah: No. It's a gift.
Klaus: What are you afraid of?
Caroline: You. I'm afraid of you.
