All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.

Your mom is not a problem. I compelled her to go to the church and pray for your friends.

The only thing stronger than your craving for blood is you love for this girl.

Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.

Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.

Stefan: I remember you. We were friends.
Klaus: We are friends.

I'd forgotten what it was like to have a brother.

Stefan: You shouldn't be here.
Elena: Where else would I be?

Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.