Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

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• Added: September 30, 2009

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

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• Added: September 30, 2009

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

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• Added: September 23, 2009

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

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• Added: September 23, 2009

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

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• Added: September 23, 2009

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

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• Added: September 23, 2009

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

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• Added: September 16, 2009

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

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• Added: September 16, 2009

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

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• Added: September 09, 2009