Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Laurie Keller Quotes
Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.
Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.
Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!
Jules! Slap out of it.
Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...
Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.
Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.
I can be friends with my ex.
Jules: You can't wear fake nails on just one hand, it makes you look like a crazy whore
Laurie: I only had four left and this is the hand I smoke with
