NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSLeroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
If feels like you're being played, you probably are. (Season 9, Episode 1)
Rule #36
Always watch the watchers. (Season 8, Episode 22)
Rule #35
Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, Second way, they only notice you. (Season 7, Episode 15)
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Season 2, Episode 9)
Rule #23
Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Season 4, Episode 10)
Rule #22
It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Season 3, Episode 4)
Rule #18
If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, break it. (Season 8, Episode 24)
Rule #16
Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)
Rule #15
Bend the line, don't break it. (Season 11, Episode 4)
Rule #14
Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)
Rule #13
Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)
Rule #12
When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)
Rule #11