Archer
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Archer: How dirty do you think my junk is?!
Malory: As dirty as if it was made of dirt and then got dropped in some different dirt and then Pigpen came along and kicked it around with his dirty shoes.
Calm down, Colonel Panic.
Are you people paid by the word!?
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you!
So Gillette lands safely - I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust - and then what happens?
Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters
Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you
And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?
I took three Valium. If I get any more relaxed I will literally die.
WIC! It's like welfare but for babies. I don't know, I'm not a Democrat but I think they give you a birth cheese.
You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!
