Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Manny Delgado Quotes
Manny: It was the second thing that slipped right out from under me today. The first was my childhood.
Jay: I get it.
Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?
Manny: I see you're still forklifting.
Jackson: More like lifting the fork!
Manny: I was gonna say that!
Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to.
Can we stop calling me little guy? I'm in the fortieth percentile.
I'm trying to get a hold of more butts... Very funny, I don't have time for this foolishness.
At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance...at my wedding!
The universe is cold and loveless.
I really thought it was too late for me. But for the last few minutes, I've been watching all of you acting like children and it hit me. I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.
She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.
Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
Manny: How's my hair?
Jay: Hold on, what are you wearing there? That looks like an old Christmas tree skirt
Manny: It's a traditional Colombian pioncho, I want my new classmates to know I'm proud of my heritage
Gloria: I think you look very handsome, lindo!
Jay: Oh really? Am I driving him to school or is he gonna ride his burro?
