Manny Delgado Quotes
Jay: If I didn't say it, it's a big deal, you going here.
Manny: If I didn't say it, I couldn't have done it without you.
Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.
Manny: I think it's a bold step, and I support you in your journey of self improvement.
Gloria: No, you're not getting your hair straightened.
I knew we should have poured the tequila in your belly button. That's why they have these systems in place.
Manny: Hey, that's my bike!
Luke: We're all making sacrifices. I'm wearing a monokini.
Manny: And just like that, it disappears.
Luke: In his defense, the water is really cold.
Manny: You know now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuff since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before that. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E Cheese for serving you from the right.
Do we have to put the toilet on the counter? I take my afternoon coffee here.
Luke [to Lily]: Okay a boy and a girl meet a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot. So they pound their beers and head upstairs-
Manny: Luke! Stop. She's not hearing this from you.
Jay: Where were you when I was growing up? I'd of had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school? "Guys and Dolls?"
I like staying with you but it's basically camping.
C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.