can you believe that new assistant? This is Mode, not dog fancy

You'd think someone with your skin tone would be a little more sensitive to prejudice.

Marc: Wilhelmina is in the hospital. It's alright, she's only there because last night because her surrogate, Christina, fell down the stairs and is unconscious
Betty: What!?
Marc: Don't worry, Wilhelmina and her baby are fine
Betty: What about Christina?
Marc: I'm sure she's... you know I didn't ask.

Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.

Betty: Marc...Look... I'm hoping...
Marc: I would rather eat butter.
Betty: I haven't even asked you to do anything.
Marc: You bossing me around is a crime against nature.
Betty: Marc, you're being ridiculous...
Marc: Sorceress!

Marc: This is my favorite part of the job. Injecting deadly poison into my boss's head.
Mandy: It helps that you have really feminine fingers.
Marc: It's a blessing.

Betty: Wilhelmina totally smiled at me.
Marc: She wasn't smiling, she was showing her teeth.

Marc: Complimentary mimosas!
Betty: Really?
Marc: No, but if you get the filing right, I won't beat you with a bag of oranges.

Uck. Christina must have a doughnut in her pocket

Marc

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.