Mary Shannon Quotes
Delia's not messing around with these muffins. God help me they're good.
His only son just got killed on his watch. Mother Teresa would want revenge.
We needed a father not a stalker.
Where are we going? The mixed metaphor store?
Four in the morning hair is not your best look.
Every time you think you've reached the finish line, the gun goes off again.
Father: Who the hell are you?
Mary: A sleep deprived mom with a Glock and a itchy trigger finger.
Mary: Is it long enough to be sure?
Marshall: For you or for me?
Bette Midler signing up for the WITSEC tour or is he going solo?
Charming single dad devoid of any moves. That's your move.
There's no truth in fairy tales. Not really. You know how you can tell? They're called fairy tales.
Hey Big Love. It is just the two? Tell me you don't have a red head stashed between door number three.
