Mary Shannon Quotes
Guess whose lucky day it is and don't say mine because you'd be way off.
Does everyone in D.C. spend this much time on the phone? It's like 10th grade at an all girls school.
I'm so tired I sat down in the elevator.
Are you ready to see daddy today? Mommy's ready for you to see daddy today.
You called Nancy Drew and her Hello Kitty cell phone.
You did this twice? No wonder you drank.
Marshall: Stanley McQueen has taken a lover.
Mary: No. Oh my God! This is huge and ew! Is she cute? Is she fat? Tell me she's fat.
Why is her crap on my desk?
I would be bursting with pride if I weren't bracing myself with skepticism.
Marshall: What's that?
Mary: Sandwich.
Marshall: No, what's the other thing?
Mary: Starter sandwich.
I'd like to get reacquainted with my toes.
First off you didn't buy your dress at a pawn shop and Peter's best man is his father, not his get away driver.
