Grey's Anatomy
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What you did was dirty but what I did was illegal.
Meredith to Alex
"When I get back, you won't be here, so... goodbye... Steve."
[narrating] I am a rock. I am an island. That's the mantra of pretty much every surgeon I've ever met. We like to think we're independent, loners, mavericks. That all we need to do our jobs is an OR, a scalpel, and a willing body. But the truth is not even the best of us can do it alone. Surgery like life is a team sport. And eventually, you've got to get off the bench and decide... what team are you batting for?
MEREDITH: "Talk about divine retribution."
IZZIE: "What?"
MEREDITH: "He sleeps with his assistant, a carnivorous fish lodges itself in his penis, that's instant karma if I've ever seen it."
CRISTINA: "Well, Derek wasn't struck by lightning and neither were you."
MEREDITH: "Addison showed up, I had months of pain and self-loathing, crazy ranting mother and near drowning off the side of the dock, I mean, it's no fish in my ho-ho, but it's certainly not an easy ride."
CRISTINA: "Well, you know, I cheated on my boyfriends and I'm fine. I mean, am I the only one?"
Cristina: Private lessons with the Chief. Man, those daddy issues are working for you.
Meredith: I don't have daddy issues. He's teaching me.
Karev: You're his bitch.
Meredith: Well, in that case you're Teddy's bitch.
Karev: Maybe that's my problem - I'm nobody's bitch.
Cristina: You're Izzie's bitch.
Karev: YOU'RE a bitch.
There are times in our lives when love really does conquer all.
Owen: Batter, batter, batter, batter.
Cristina: What are you trying...
Owen: You need to stop thinking about what's gonna happen, you need to focus on what is right in front of you. Now, hit the ball!
Cristina: Oh my god! Oh my god! I got it!
Lexie: Ok!
Cristina: I did it! I did it.
Meredith: Now you like baseball!
Derek: Oh here we go little Grey. Let's go.
PRESTON: "You forged my signature?"
MEREDITH: "That’s really bad, right?"
PRESTON: "Yeah, that’s really bad." [pauses] The next time you decide to forge my signature, let me know. Save me a trip."
MEREDITH: "That’s it? You're not gonna yell and say 'Dammit, Grey' and then storm off?"
PRESTON: "I will if you want me to."
MEREDITH: "That's okay."
MEREDITH: "He's not talking to you?"
CRISTINA: "No, I'm not talking to him either."
MEREDITH: "I'm sorry. Are you okay?"
CRISTINA: "Stop asking me."
MEREDITH: "Making an effort here."
CRISTINA: "Please don't."
"I guess we're adults. The question is, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?"
Alex: Admit it. Her being around your guy bugs.
Meredith: Okay. It bugs a little.
Meredith: What's this patient X thing that's taking all the interns?
Cristina: Yeah, and when's it gonna be over? I need minions to do my crap work!
Alex: It's some new teaching thing.
Cristina: We're all killing ourselves to get into the OR. When's the last time Izzie held a scalpel? She's falling behind. She's like the new O'Malley.
Alex: Izzie's nothing like O'Malley.
George: Hello?
