Ned: I haven't thought of her since I was ten.
Emerson: Think of her a lot when you were ten?
Ned: I don't remember anything when I was ten.
Narrator: The pie maker remembers everything.

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I've had girlfriends but they were always extraneous factors.

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Chuck, I killed your father.

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Chuck: Guess what day it is today.
Ned: World Hello Day.
Chuck: Oh, you finally put up my calendar of obscure holidays.
Ned: Yes, and Hola!

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Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?

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