I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!

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You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!

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When did one on one sex become old fashioned?

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Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.

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First order of business, we eat their food.

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Sponges make me feel exhilarated.

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Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?

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I'm a very good secretary

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I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.

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I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.

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If you died, I'd be lost!

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