New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Nick Miller Quotes
Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!
I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.
I should have known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple comes from nature.
Jess: I had the best sex of my life last night.
Nick: Oh so that was you? I thought it was a couple bums fighting.
Jess: It wasn't. It was me. Having sex. I left my body, went up to heaven, saw my grandparents, thought it was weird that I saw my grandparents, came back down. I became a werewolf, I scared some teenagers. I came back into my body. Only thing is, he thinks my name is Katie and that I'm a dancer and/or something involving puppets.
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?
I'm pretty sure I'm having a heart attack, and I haven't arranged for anyone to clear my browser history. I wasn't building a bomb, I was just curious.
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
Old Nick: Can I tell you something?
Nick: Not really.
Old Nick: I'm you, from the future.
Nick: Well, that's a first.
They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.
Jess [whispering]: Sam's in there.
Nick [whispering]: Yeah, and Amelia's in there. High five for sluts!
