New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXPopular Nick Miller Quotes
I found an ant farm filled with candy wrappers, is this essential?
Coach: I need you to get harder Nick. Can you get harder for me?
Nick: What?
Coach: Do you need me to get hard with you?
Nick: I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying.
Coach: I'm talking about cleaning up.
Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.
You son of a bitch, I love you!
Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.
They're just boobs!
On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.