Paris Geller Quotes
Paris: I brought everything just in case there was some sort of hidden potential in something that I just didn't see. So?
Rory: Well you'd be one well-dressed widow.
Rory: Uh, Paris? What are these cards that fell out of your jacket?
Paris: Oh yeah. Those are notes for tonight.
Rory: Notes?
Paris: Yeah. Just some reference points really. You know, subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.
Rory: Well can I suggest that you leave this one about the Spanish Inquisition out?
Paris: I don't know what to wear.
Rory: Ever?
She's been here five minutes and already has a date. I've been going to this school for nine years and I'm the french soda monitor.
No glove, no love...
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Madeline: Do you think your mom is sorry she got pregnant so young?
Paris: Of course she is.
Rory: Gee, thanks.
Paris: I didn't mean it that way, I just meant--
Rory: I mean, I don't think she'd recommend it, but I think she's happy with the way things turned out.
Lorelai: (walking in) I am?
Rory: Yes, you are.
Lorelai: Okay. Just checking.
(trying to find a place to work on their debate for school)
Paris: My mother is having the entire place redone, she wants all evidence of my father out of there. So unless you want to sit on no furniture, while watching three Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet and paint everything a ridiculous shade of white and call it 'angel's kiss' then we're going to have to find somebody else's house to go to.
Madeline: My brother has the measles.
Louise: My mom's having an affair.
Rory: So did you guys find it okay?
Paris: There's no sign on this street.
Rory: I know, that's why I told you to turn right at the big rooster statue.
Paris: I thought you were kidding.
Lorelai: Oh no, we never kid about Monty.
Louise: (about Lorelai) I can't imagine having a baby at 16.
Paris: Well then keep your knees shut.
Lorelai: (Looking for Madeline and Louise) Hi, I was wondering if college boys live here or friends of college boys and if they had...
Woman: I don't talk to people. People annoy me! (Slams door)
Lorelai: Okay. (Keeps knocking on doors)
Paris: She's going to knock on every door in the building, isn't she?
Rory: Yup.
(Sookie knocks on a door, and a dog barks loudly)
Sookie: Aah! Let's follow your mother!
Paris: I wonder if I was missing if my mom would come looking for me like that.
Rory: Paris, you know she would.
Paris: Yeah. Or at least she'd send somebody.
(taunting Rory after telling her that she saw her mom and Mr. Medina kissing) How's the coleslaw? Good?
(After Rory tells Paris that she did also hurt Mr. Medina when she told everybody about the kiss)
Paris: I do like Mr. Medina.
Rory: Well I'd take some dance lessons because the way you express yourself needs a little work.
Paris: I just didn't want people talking about me anymore.
