Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.

Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

This man's dead. I'm all but certain of it.

But I'm not po po - I am a po po consultant.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Lisbon: You killed her husband.
Jane: Well there you go. The ice is broken. We have something to talk about.

The idea of letting anyone close to me is terrifying for obvious reasons but the truth Teresa is that I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you. The truth is I love you.

The Mentalist Quotes

She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

Jane

Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.