Bad tasting food, bad taste buds.

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

'But Hey' - what an eloquent phase.

Open sesame.

It's a fine farewell.

Lisbon: Don't you have anyone you would want to call?
Jane: If I were dying, I would want to call you, but you're here with me.
Lisbon: If you were dying?!

Jane: No need to be nervous.
Lisbon: I am not nervous.
Jane: You are an extemporarily agent - no reason for butterflies.
Lisbon: No butterflies I am fine.
Jane: Keep telling yourself that.

Really, 'how dare I' - is that the best comeback you got?

Did you use your sexuality as a weapon against him?

Jane: Unless of course you are trying to hide something.
Francis: Quite right - quite right Mr. Jane.

(to Jane) You, you're golden.

Hightower

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.