I'm gonna sue Mrs. Frederick.

You love my Aura! You flirted with my Aura! Leena!

You're the only woman I know who can make me follow her into a bar.

Myka: Let me be perfectly clear, I know places where people would never find your body.
Pete: Deal, I'll even dig the hole.

Artie: People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize.
Myka: Intertwined? As in a nutball follows me home from a bar, I release a terrorist from prison, and then what? I lose my job?
Pete: When, you put it that way, yeah.
Artie: Yes.

Claudia: What do you want me to do?
Pete: Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts located in the South Dakota Badlands.
Claudia: Warehouse 13? I've been trying to hack into that place for years. One condition.
Pete: Name it.
Claudia: When we're done I get him. [Nods to Artie]
Pete: Deal.
Artie: Hey!
Pete: Relax. She shots you all the time; it's your thing.

Claudia: How long have you two been partners?
Myka: 3 hours.
Pete: 3 years.

How very Indiana Jones.

I'm a little tired of this guy though.

Myka: So you're just gonna lie down? Who are you?
Pete: Guy who knew you'd follow me. Old chum, welcome to the Pete cave.

Claudia: No, I've known about the Pete cave forever, who do you think keeps it stocked with cream soda?
Pete: Really, that was you?

Huh, that's new.