Myka: What are you doing?
Pete [noodles in mouth]: He's not going to finish it.
Myka: You really will eat anything.

Trust me pal, a "woosh and twinkle" is a lot better than a "sizzle and splat" or worse a "ZAP and kerchow!"

Wells: For a lousy kisser I thought you were smarter than that.
Pete: Right back at you, you taste as old as you are grandma!

Artie: Resurrection is a dangerous practice and always comes at a price
Pete: Yeah, look at Mickey Rourke.

Artie? Who are you suppose to be Jerusalem Jones?

Myka: This is the first test, mind!
Pete: Yeah, as in "I mind if this place kills me!"

Pete: Pancakes!
Myka: Pete do you ever think of anything other than food?

Phone: Your time is up, goodbye.
Pete: That is what I am afraid of.

Mrs Frederic: Agent Lattimer, this is unlike anything you have faced.
Pete: So, like always then.

Mrs. Frederic: One, agent Lattimer.
Pete: One what? Singular sensation? Is the loneliest number?

I don't care if it the H.G. Wells section, what the hell are we doing down here?

Pete: Are we back? Are we in deep doo doo?
Artie: Oh more than you know.