The only job you are going to have is working on a pole!

Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.

Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.

As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.

Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.

Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

At least I didn't fall and break my talent.

Mini Rachel: I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of Bernadette Peters.
Mini Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt