Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXRachel Berry Quotes
Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.
Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.
Brittany
The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.
Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.
I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.
Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.
We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.
Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.
Rachel: We don't care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.
