Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXRachel Berry Quotes
Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.
Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.
My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.
Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?
I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.
Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?
Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.
In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.
