Rachel: New York Domino's is so much better than Lima Domino's.
Kurt: It's the water.

Rachel: I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time.
Brody: It's just because you're becoming a different person. That's why you came to New York. To be that new and improved girl.

The co-ed bathrooms take some getting used to. I got tired of everyone's opinion of my extensive night time ritual so I started showering at 3 in the morning when no one else is around.

Cassie: I bet you were a big star back in...Iowa.
Rachel: I'm actually from Ohio.
Cassie: Ohio? That's even worse.

Cassie: What's your name?
Rachel: Rach...
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.

Mr. Shue, when I met you I was just an annoying Jewish girl with two gay dads and a very big dream. Today, I still have two dads, and I'm still Jewish, and I'm probably just as annoying.

Finn: You really are our unique factor.
Rachel: I don't know, I think we all are. I mean, in a sea full of kids who are just desperately clinging to their own kind, we're different. We took the time to get to know each other and reach out and accept one another. That's our unique factor. And that's what I love about is.

I don't have a back up plan, all right? And I don't want to waste another year of my ingenue eligibility.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to be me? Do you have a Facebook account or a Twitter account? Do you have time to sit down and watch Bravo or read a book or buy laces for your incredibly high comical boots? I don't. It's exhausting being me.

"Is this some kind of joke or something? I mean, like Kurt last year? Is someone gonna throw pigs blood on me next like in Carrie?"

Rachel: "What are you doing here?"
Finn: "Well, I'll keep it simple. I love you. You're beautiful. Prom sucks without you."

Rachel: This is the biggest, biggest moment of our lives here. We cannot be taking risks.
Kurt: Isn't this the exact moment to be taking a risk?

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt