I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.

Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.

Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.

Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.

I've never had meat substitute before that tasted so much like real meat.

Rachel: You can't do this with your brother.
Finn: Not unless you live in Kentucky.

You can't cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.

I'm gonna be emotional defcon 1 until they release the results for the musical. So I'm gonna be more self-centered than usual.

They have credits. In utero credits.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt