Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Richard Webber Quotes
RICHARD: "Joe and Walter got tired of not catching any fish. They went for a hike. What do you make of that?"
PRESTON: "Joe and Walter?"
RICHARD: "Oh! No, no, no. Joe and Walter are great. I mean that we've not caught any fish."
DEREK: "Just one: fish generally don't like to go where there's a lot of noise."
RICHARD: "How long have you and Walter been together?"
JOE: "Ten years."
RICHARD: "Really?"
JOE: "Yeah. We're thinking about kids."
RICHARD: "That's a big step."
JOE: "Tell me about it. You have kids?"
RICHARD: "Me? No. I... I work all the time. Adele always said she didn't want to raise kids alone."
JOE: "Walter says the same thing... I'm always working. At the bar. If I'm not there, who's gonna run the place?"
RICHARD: "Right!"
JOE: "But... Walter's worth it. If I have to make a change I'll do it."
"Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."
ALEX: "I just came out here to have some fun. Then the guy gets all over me about what I'm wearing. He just rubs me the wrong way."
RICHARD: "You're on a camping trip. You're supposed to be enjoying the great outdoors."
ALEX: "You know I grew up in a bar? Literally, in a bar. My dad was always doing one of two things in there. Playing music or drinking. Dude never even took me to the park. I just figured this was my chance to get out with the guys, but the one time I try-"
RICHARD: "You wanted to be a different person."
RICHARD: "Dr. Grey."
MEREDITH: "Chief!"
ELLIS: [jumps up] "Richard!"
RICHARD: "The nurse sayd she hasn't been eating."
ELLIS: "Mmm! You wonderful man!"
RICHARD: "I'm interrupting! I'll go-"
MEREDITH: "No! Chief, You stay and I'll go."
ADDISON: "Did you see that?"
RICHARD: "Hmm?"
ADDISON: "Sloan. He's using his interns to pick up his dry cleaning, and his lunch!"
RICHARD: [leaves] "I've got to do an endoscopy."
DEREK: "We think you're depressed."
RICHARD: "Both of you?"
DEREK & ADDISON: "Yes."
RICHARD: "Well, for the two of you to agree on something I must be damn near suicidal."
RICHARD: "I've been visiting Ellis Grey. I work, I visit Ellis, that's my day. I make time for Ellis, I don't make time for Adele. Stop... helping me! Look, I miss my wife. I want her back. I don't want my marriage to be over.
ADDISON: "Richard, your marriage isn't over until you decide it is. Until you decide that the sacrifice just isn't worth it."
RICHARD: "Why are you researching neurosurgeons when you and I both know that Derek's better than anybody?"
PRESTON: "I don't want Shepherd."
RICHARD: "You blame this on him? Up until now, I have not yelled. I have not yelled because you are a guy in trouble and I was supporting you. But now I am yelling!"
PRESTON: "Chief-"
RICHARD: "I am yelling very loudly! I wanna retire, Burke! I want my wife back and I passed the torch to you! I passed the torch to you and you blew it out!"
PRESTON: "I know I let you down."
RICHARD: "Burke, I'm tired. I'm tired of you men acting like boys. You let me down and if you don't let Derek fix that hand, you're letting yourself down."
GEORGE: "Why did you do the surgery once you saw that the cancer had spread?"
MIRANDA: "George."
GEORGE: "He asked you. He asked you to do it no matter what?"
RICHARD: "We have to respect our patients' wishes."
GEORGE: [to Miranda] "You said you would be straight with me. He could have lived for weeks. Months. We could have had months with him. My mom, she could have had months with him!"
RICHARD: "He wanted to fight the cancer, George."
GEORGE: "He didn't know better! You knew better! You shouldn't have done it. You shouldn't have done it."
RICHARD: "Dr. Bailey?"
MIRANDA: "My son was named after his son. I just need a moment."
RICHARD: "Yang, what is that smell?"
CRISTINA: "That's feces. Baby feces."
