Ross Geller Quotes
Ross: Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. You were worth the wait. And I don't just mean tonight.
(Ross and Rachel kiss)
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
Ross: (On the phone) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display! No. No. No, no, Homo-habilus was erect, Australopithicus was never fully erect.
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
Monica: (About her date) It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man. He's like a uh, brother to dad.
Ross: Well we just wanted to stop by and, uh, say goodnight.
Chandler, Joey, & Phoebe: Goodnight.
Ross: Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.
Rachel: All right you guys, I'm taking off my shirt.
Joey: (Using a spoon to look behind him) Nah, she's lying.
Ross: Hi.
Chandler & Joey: Hey.
Joey: What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?
Ross: That was 14 hours ago.
Rachel: Ah, so what are we looking at?
Ross: Well, uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I've no idea. Could be.
Rachel: So, uh, how was your day?
Ross: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
Rachel: Really? Mine too.
Phoebe: (Interrupting Ross and Rachel's sweet talk) Hey cool, mine too.
Ross: (About Casey, Rachel's date) Do you have any idea what he wants to do with her?
Chandler: Well I'm guessing do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much just get down tonight.
Ross: Here you go. You can pay me back whenever you like.
Monica: You have dinosaur checks?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something. What's wrong with that?
Monica: Nothing, nothing. Hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful.
Ross: Hey guys.
Judy: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him?
Ross: No, he's at, uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Jack: A woman in my office is a lesbian. I'm just saying.
(To Phoebe, about Rachel talking to another guy) Would you look at that guy? I mean how long has he been talking to her? It's like, back off buddy, she's a waitress not a geisha.
Phoebe: (About Ross's chances to date Rachel) Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.
