Ross Geller Quotes
Chandler: After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Ok, fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me.
Ross: You're right. It is. So, are you going to invite us all to the big opening?
Rachel: Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets and they're going in fine, but they're coming out all... fluffy.
Monica: What's the matter? Why so scrunchie?
Rachel: It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
Rachel: Am I being like a total laundry spaz? Am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Ross: Have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, no, not personally, but I know other people who have. Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle.
Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.
Ross: Peach pit!
Chandler: Yes, honey?
Ross: That night we had...
Chandler: Peaches?
Ross: No, actually, nectarines.
Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Ross: Uh Joey... omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry. (To Chandler) I didn't know, I thought it was one of those theoretical questions.
Ross: I think I'm just gonna go home and think of my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: Hell with the hockey! Let's all do that.
Ross: Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking Chandler) If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window, and her face had the most incredible glow.
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part. Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Ross: Uh oh.
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Ross: No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now that you mention it, there was ice that night. It was the first frost.
Monica: I'll meet someone else. There'll be other Alans.
All: Oh, yeah! Right!
Monica: Are you guys going to be okay?
Ross: Hey, we'll be fine. We're just going to need a little time.
