Ross Geller Quotes
Rachel: (About lacking passion in her life) I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
Rachel: Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
Ross: Come on.
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: (Sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should ... know ... um, Rachel and I ... we're kind of a thing.
Paolo: Thing?
Ross: Thing, yes. Thing.
Paolo: Ah, you ... have the sex?
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the ... sex is not ... being had, but that's ... see, that's not the point.
Rachel: Come on, someone go.
Monica: Okay, I'll go. Senior year of college on a pool table.
Ross: That's my sister.
Joey: Okay, my weirdest place would have to be ... the woman's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.
Monica: Oh my God. What were you doing in a library?
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Phoebe: Oh ... Milwaukee. Well, it's really a weird place.
Rachel: Um ... Ross?
Ross: Disneyland, 1989. It's a Small World After All. The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children ... then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Rachel: Oh come one, I already went.
Monica: You did not go.
Rachel: All right ... oh, the foot of the bed.
Ross: Step back ...
Joey: We have a winner.
Joey: You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone.
Ross: No, no, no. I am not in the zone.
Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
(About Joey entering with Hanukkah candles) And officiating in tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.
Ross: So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Rachel: Oh... Italy, I think.
Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly, into our lives.
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right. And what would my opening line be? "Excuse me. Blah ra-rgh la-rgh."
Rachel: Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please. Could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Ross: Come on. Seriously Joey, what's the part?
Joey: I'm his... (Mumbles)
Rachel: You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: I'm his butt double. Okay? I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then I'm his butt.
(To Chandler) Look at it this way. You dumped her. Right? I mean this woman was unbelievably sexy and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable. Tell me why you did this again?
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Chandler: Ross, ten o'clock.
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock!
Ross: What?
Chandler: (Gesturing to explain what he means) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
