Samantha Who?
Samantha Newly Quotes
Dena: Hello? Sam?
Regina: She's not here!
Dena: Oh.
Regina: She's probably in a meeting of Daughters Who Refuse to Do One Thing to Please Their Mothers club.
Dena: Oh OK. Well, maybe I'll go find her there.
Samantha: That's purple ink! That's what that is. That is the same color of ink that we find on your little Fuzzy.
Todd: Chloe?
Chloe: Alright, yeah, I did it. I just felt threatened by her because she is so beautiful and smart.
Samantha: So not true! Oh, wait, thank you.
Samantha: (to Frank) Andrea's bringing me something to wear. But thank you for the coat. I'm sorry if it smells like perfume. Hey, you know, I could write a note to your wife and tell her we didn't have sex.
Frank: Oh yes, thank you. I think she'd like that.
OK class, a quick review. Muscle memory. Very helpful in remembering things you forgot. But here's the thing -- the heart is also a muscle. Fortunately, the heart remembers most strongly the people who will always love you, no matter what.
Samantha: I know that I have amnesia but I really don't recall that rabbit thing right there.
Regina: (about the stolen rabbit statue) That? It's always been there. Now help me bury it in the backyard.
Sam: Mom, I am not going to spend my Sunday night making some mother feel bad about her child.
Regina: Why not? You...do it every other day.
Sam: Just relax, alright? This is good. Everyone will assume that the car was stolen out of the driveway overnight, and the insurance will buy a new one, so no one gets in trouble. More importantly, my dad will think that he can trust me.
(car is pushed into the lake, sinking)
Dena: Even though he can't.
Andrea: Guess who cracked like an egg?
Sam (shooing Andrea and Dena aside): No no no, get get get. Dena. What happened to a lifetime of keeping things inside?
Dena(about Andrea grilling her as to what she and Sam were hiding): Her questions were really hard. And plus I really enjoyed her finally taking an interest in me. (laughs) Nice scarf.
Sam: Thanks. It's also a casual skirt.
Regina(calling from other room): Samantha!
Dena: Ooh, what are you gonna do?
Sam: Right now, I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna smile, turn this tube top into a turban, and then I'm gonna ruin her life.
Todd: So... you wanna throw darts?
Sam: Okay. At what?
Pretending to be handicapped. Wow, if Kevin were with me tonight, he would think this was so attractive. "Hey, you're a liar and a bad person, wanna go to Bali? Wait, what's that? You're banned from Asia? Sweet!"
Kevin: So, I am looking forward to tomorrow night. By the way, just don't get too excited, but it is Bobblehead Night.
Sam: Mmm, great. Yeah, no, I'm fired up. (laughs weakly) Okay, about that. Um, yeah, okay. Here goes. Um, I have amnesia.
Kevin: Amnesia?
Sam: Mm-hm.
Kevin: In what way?
Sam: Uh, well, in the, um, I-don't-remember-what-a-Bobblehead-is kind of way.
