Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
We're hanging on Whitney because she was incredible and we love her, so don't put your baggage on us.
Santana: What happened to Beiste? Did we do something wrong?
Sue: Well, you completely butchered one of my all-time favorite Kandor and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything.
Brittany: Being left behind sucks.
Santana: It's just a stupid prank.
Brittany: You don't get it. You left me behind and it hurt.
Santana: Let's just do the mature thing here. This is not an official break up. But let's just be honest that long distance relationships are almost impossible to maintain because both people are rarely getting what they need, especially at our age.
Brittany: This sounds a lot like a break up to me.
Prom is like our Oscars.
Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.
Ok listen. Brittany I love you, but running away with me and living on lesbian island is not what you want to do. You just don’t want to go back to MIT.
The last thing I want to do is pay 30 grand a year to get a degree for doing something that I'm already freaking Wonder Woman at.
She will chew you up and spit you out like a Jewish Hillary Clinton.
Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.
God as my witness, I will break her down.
