Hodgins: Where's your chest hair?
Booth: I'm highly evolved!
Brennan: His pubic extension is entirely within normal --
Booth: Okay! Enough!

When you talk to older couples who, you know, have been in love for 30 or 40 or 50 years, alright, it's always the guy who says, 'I knew.' I knew. Right from the beginning.... I'm that guy. Bones, I'm that guy. I know.

Booth: You know, when I say heartbreaking you say the heart is a muscle, so it can't break. It can only get crushed.
Brennan: Isn't it heartcrushing?
Booth: You want to go to his funeral?
Brennan: Yes, I would. Then she won't be alone.
Booth: You know what, Bones? Sometimes I think your heart muscle is bigger than people give you credit for.

I got it. I got it. Just relax. Just trust me, alright? I'll take care of you. Shhh, I got you. Breathe. I'll take care of you I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. I got you baby.

Brennan: Don't make me leave, that's what he said.
Booth: He was talking to God, he didn't want to die...
Brenna: But he was like me, he was an atheist...
Booth: Well he was talking to the universe then.
Brennan: Well if there is a God he would have let Vincent stay here with us.
Booth: That's not how it works...

Brennan: Did you wash the nipples?
Booth: Yes, I did in the shower, but I don't think the daycare is gonna check.

You're an airplane propeller and I'm about to walk into you, so I'm going to step back.

Booth: (arriving at the animal park with Brennan) I was here last weekend with Parker. They got monkeys swingin' free -- right over there! You think we have time?
Bones: Booth, we are here to recover a set of remains.
Booth: Come on Bones, you gotta take time to smell the primates.
Bones: Why? They're malodorous and they throw their excrement.

I will get you there---Hell or high water.

Booth [to Brennan]

She'll do it. She'll squat down right here on the lawn.

Booth: Bones, what are you doing in the ice?
Brennan: Well I get nervous when you fall down and don't get up.

Brennan: (searching for remains) According to my GPS it's about where Texas turns into Oklahoma.
Booth: Oh, great. Right in the middle of a jurisdictional pissing contest.

Bones Quotes

OK. Take a hike bug boy.

Booth

Wendell: Dude, you're a genius.
Hodgins: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones