Favorite Shawn Spencer Quotes
Where does the lotion go?
Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.
Juliet: She has the key to my house!
Shawn: Our house! In the middle of the street!
You are kicking me out and replacing me at the same time!?
Shawn: Gus, I'm not even sure this thing is on.
Gus: We heard you loud and clear.
You fingers are like magical baby wieners.
If you killed him, just tell me.
How is it now that I am now being punished for being honest?
What is genius? Can you bottle it? Is it something you would even want to bottle?
Am I really that predictable?
I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.
I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Blue Ivy Carter.
