Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.

That's my daddy.

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

Oh, and he drives a blueberry.

This is your fault.

"Suck home plate!"

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

I'm so proud of you man!

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention only to me!

October 26th, because this is the month of October.

Psych Quotes

Did you consider going Costanza?


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.