Shirley Quotes
Shirley: Now what are you doing?
Annie: He was suffering!
Shirley: Yeah from axe wounds!
You were like a white Blair Underwood.
Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?
Shirley [to Jeff]
Shirley: My problem with the Glee club is that their conveniently secular music rejects the reason for the season, JC.
Britta: Penneys?
Shirley: Jesus, Britta.
Britta: Sorry! Jon Cryer?
Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.
It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.
Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.
The word he's looking for his sassy. He better pray he don't find it.
Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."
I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
