Ben: Could you put some on clothes, please?
Sock: I'm too upset for clothes

Sam: Maybe Hell will think it's a mix-up. If not, we got to send Billy back.
Sock: Eh. Either way we get to enjoy the night air and desecrate a cemetery

Something good happened here today, boys. The geek escaped from Hell. Geek banged a cougar. Geek walks away a little less of a geek. And we helped. Looks like we're his fairy bone-mothers. That is a nice feeling

I talked to your dad already, and once he gets tired of beating me, we can eventually be happy together, you and me

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Hey, no shame in community college, K-Fed. I almost went

Sock

Sam [about the vessels]: Wait. So, they're not all little vacuums?
DMV Demon: The boss gives you the vessel he thinks you can handle. You must be a real moron