Stefan: Jealous?
Elena: That would imply emotions. We've already established those are useless.

Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?

She's the love of my life. I'd go back to her in a heartbeat.

I'm not happy about Elena. But I'm not not happy for you, either.

Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.

How is it cosmically possible to get into two accidents on the same bridge?

Oh I'm a ripper, you know what that means? It means I literally can't stop feeding until I rip someone's head off. But look at us! We're working it out!

Silas needs to die. And I need to be the one to kill him. End of story.

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules.
Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

[to Elena] It was real. We fell in love on our own.

Stefan: I'll always love you, Elena.
Elena: I'll always love you, too.

Stefan: Aren’t you a drama major? What do you know about PTSD.
Caroline: Well I know that you tried to deal with it your own way and you failed so now, we’re gonna try it my way.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.