Stefan: Caroline did a little bit of math.
Damon: Caroline?
Stefan: Relax, she had a calculator.

Stefan: Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive.
Caroline: Drink.

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Elena: How come you're so much better at controlling it?
Stefan: Because I'm so much worse when I don't.

Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.

Come on, Damon. You think I'm afraid of a Ripper? I invented the word.

You're my brother. I'm not gonna give up on you. I never will.

Katherine: I don't deserve to be loved.
Stefan: You deserve to feel peace.

This is my "you're being a dick" face."

Elena/Katherine: Isn't this weird for you?
Stefan: It's incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he's better with you than without you.

Well you know Katherine. She's not about to go out without some grand finale.

So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?

Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.

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Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

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Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.