Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.
I realize you're only half orangutan, but I'm still allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.
It's a Britney Spears sex riot!
A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.
Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
Emma: Since when are cheerleaders performers?
Sue: Your resentment is delicious.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
The two of you are making a mistake, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexicans sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.
You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!
