Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.
