Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.
Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?
I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
Mrs. Hitchens: Who do you think I am?
Sue: That's a very good question because I've forgotten both your names.
William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
It's in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.
I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.
I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.
