Glee
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Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.
Sue and Holly
First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?
I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.
I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.
You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.
While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.
Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.
Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.
Don't let your own recklessness blind you to the fact that Britney Spears is a genius pop culture provocateur and a gateway drug to every out of control impulse ever created.
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.
Children must know fear. Without it, they'll try Frenching grizzly bears or trying to live in Florida.
