Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
I'm secretly hoping it's a mid-life crisis, meaning your halfway to an early death.
I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
I'm Sue Sylvester, I have a human heart and I approve this message.
You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.
I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.
If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.
